how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
“Cheeky is cheeky” ― Jack Harries
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
can we talk about Hayden Christensen’s face for a moment please
21 hours ago · 6 notes
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this